Wedding Bells! Two People Who Bullied You In High School Are Marrying Each Other

Hope you’re sitting down, because we have some huge news! Love is in the air, the wedding bells are clanging, and cupid’s quiver is empty today, because the two people who bullied you in high school merely announced that they’re are married !!!

Wow! The two people who induced their own lives an unremitting hell seem blissfully happy in their involvement photo, like they don’t even remember spreading the rumor that the reason your acne was so bad freshman year was because you had chlamydia!

What makes this fairy tale truly unbelievable is that the two people who would wait by your locker every morning to mock your attire and once sold you a bottle of “tequila” junior time that was actually just urine, wholly lost contact after high school, but then fate intervened during a chance fulfill at a coffee shop. It may have been a decade ago that they taunted your mothers for being too poor to buy you a car of your own or squirted Mountain Dew on your crotch at lunch to make it look like you pis yourself, but according to their Facebook post announcing the news, “its like” no time had passed at all!

But that’s not the only magical part of this love story: Your two bullies are getting married in your hometown, and they are inviting a bunch of the other assholes and dickheads who attained your adolescence inferno, including your best friend in elementary school who wholly abandoned you when they reached puberty and got hot. Even the teacher who did absolutely nothing after you told him about how much you two are being tormented is on the guest listing! The reception is being held at the local country club, where all the guests will reminisce about high school but not feel any remorse for the shit they put you through and still refer to you as “Meatball” whenever you come up in a story.

If they remembered your real epithet, they probably would have invited you as a prank!

Wow, what an amazing tale of adoration, and we wish the best use of luck to your high school bullies in their new life together. If the two people who induced you shake with nervousnes on the school bus every day from age 14 to 18 can find love, maybe there is hope for the rest of us!

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